How i use to feel
How I feel all the time these days.
I don’t know why i feel such an intense sense of pride and satisfaction over a perfectly organized and aligned TiVo Season Pass list but I do. 63 shows in perfect order of importance and priority. All is good in my world. On a Side note: My apologies to Bret Michaels “Rock my RV” on the Travel channel for having the dreaded #63 spot.
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Thank You TLC for stealing my entire New Years Eve from me. If you need me I’ll be on the couch drinking LOTS of Angry Orchard hard cider while laughing and judging a small made for TV trailer park in South Carolina called “Myrtle Manor”. BEST…..NEW YEARS….EVER!!!
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I NEED SOME FUCKING FRIENDS!! People with similar interests to have intelligent and nerdy conversations with and that don’t piss me off every 20 minutes pointing out the billion of things I’m doing wrong in my life. Don’t get me wrong, feel free to call me out on my shit but don’t just be a negative douchebag for no reason. Also none of this competitive one upping shit either. Not too tall of an order is it? Oh and side note if you have boobs let me see them from time to time, cheer a grumpy prick up!! :-p
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CONSIDERED 80% CHANCE OF RAIN??? This is 100% chance if I’ve ever seen it. Have some confidence weathermen Jesus Christ!!
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I’ve reached the age in which my mom thinks a blood pressure monitor is an awesome Christmas gift. Sad part is, she’s kinda right lol. It’s official I’m ancient lol
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These snacks DID NOT live up to all the fanfare. They were pretty dull actually. :-p
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