People call my "Deadman" and this page documents the thoughts, musings and photos of a 38 year old clinically depressed and anxiety ridden male seeking happiness and purpose within the confines of life but somehow still managing to laugh and be silly along the way. I'm a NY Rangers Fanatic, Star Trek Nerd, Star Wars Admirer, DC Comics Follower, Zombie Apocalypse Expert, Type O Negative and Alice Cooper Disciple and Lover of All Boobs. I'm an Athiest with wiccan tendencies and I have no political affiliations. Now that the introductions have taken place feel free to speak up, ask a question or just say Hi.

15th January 2014

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I HATE HIM SOMETIMES!!!

I HATE HIM SOMETIMES!!!

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8th January 2014

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I don’t know why i feel such an intense sense of pride and satisfaction over a perfectly organized and aligned TiVo Season Pass list but I do. 63 shows in perfect order of importance and priority. All is good in my world. On a Side note: My apologies to Bret Michaels “Rock my RV” on the Travel channel for having the dreaded #63 spot.

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31st December 2013

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31st December 2013

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WORD!!

WORD!!

31st December 2013

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Thank You TLC for stealing my entire New Years Eve from me. If you need me I’ll be on the couch drinking LOTS of Angry Orchard hard cider while laughing and judging a small made for TV trailer park in South Carolina called “Myrtle Manor”. BEST…..NEW YEARS….EVER!!!

Thank You TLC for stealing my entire New Years Eve from me. If you need me I’ll be on the couch drinking LOTS of Angry Orchard hard cider while laughing and judging a small made for TV trailer park in South Carolina called “Myrtle Manor”. BEST…..NEW YEARS….EVER!!!

Tagged: tlcmyrtle manornew years evehappy new year

30th December 2013

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I NEED SOME FUCKING FRIENDS!! People with similar interests to have intelligent and nerdy conversations with and that don’t piss me off every 20 minutes pointing out  the billion of things I’m doing wrong in my life. Don’t get me wrong, feel free to call me out on my shit but don’t just be a negative douchebag for no reason. Also none of this competitive one upping shit either. Not too tall of an order is it?  Oh and side note if you have boobs let me see them from time to time, cheer a grumpy prick up!! :-p

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29th December 2013

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HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CONSIDERED 80% CHANCE OF RAIN??? This is 100% chance if I’ve ever seen it. Have some confidence weathermen Jesus Christ!!

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24th December 2013

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I’ve reached the age in which my mom thinks a blood pressure monitor is an awesome Christmas gift. Sad part is, she’s kinda right lol. It’s official I’m ancient lol

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24th December 2013

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These snacks DID NOT live up to all the fanfare. They were pretty dull actually. :-p

These snacks DID NOT live up to all the fanfare. They were pretty dull actually. :-p

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24th December 2013

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!

JUST BE FUN, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, STOP THINKING I’M TRYING TO CONTROL OR OWN YOU OR TAKE ANY OF YOUR FREE WILL OR FEMINIST RIGHTS AWAY. JUST RELAX AND HAVE FUN!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING MOMENT HAVE TO BE A FUCKING CHESS MATCH!?!? Imagine how annoyed you would get if every time you needed to get into the house there was no lock instead you had to answer a fucking algebra equation. That’s what dealing with you is like!! 100% work for 30% enjoyment.

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