These christmas car commercials where they place a giant bow on a car or they open a present and it has keys in it really piss me the fuck off. If you can afford to buy anyone you know a car flat out, well come close and let me tell you a secret……FUCK YOU!! Ridiculous AND Disgusting.
Anyone else care to take advantage of my good nature and use me in a non sexual manor?? It seems to be extremely popular right now. You work your ass off to battle an illness that wants you fucking dead and buried and you have to throw in another 500 lbs weight for me to carry on my back?? These are the moments that I want to give in and stop swimming and just sink. APPRECIATE THOSE THAT DO THE MOST FOR YOU!! THAT WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU!! THAT DROP EVERYTHING FOR YOU WHEN YOU NEED THEM!! I want the name and number of whoever the first guy was to say “Happy wife, happy life” ‘cause I’m gonna kick him in the balls while burying a fucking bat into his head!! Fuck that guy!!
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For someone who is supposedly SOOOO insanely awesome, selfless and amazing I can’t seem to buy myself a blowjob right now lol. Nice guys finish last fellas. Never forget it.
Chivalry is dead ladies because you can sometimes be selfish assholes. Maybe if you paid closer attention to those closest to you and not coworkers and strangers, you’d understand why this happens ;-)
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Tumblr makes me mad because I just don’t believe that there are this many fun, open minded girls in the world let alone this site. Yet NSFW picture after NSFW picture tells me otherwise. Where the fuck are these girls in the real world??
My Penis is in serious need of vagina but alas no one is interested. *Sigh*
Captain Picard sings “Let It Snow”!
AWESOME!!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!!
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This is my life for the next 4 months at least. Phase 2 has begun!!! Phase 1 starting weight: 348lbs. Phase 2 starting weight: 295lbs. End goal: 245lbs. Lets do this!!!!
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